دقيقة ياجماعه نفهم 🙂
الرسم الكاريكاتيري يصور مشهدًا كوميديًا (أو ساخرًا) لامرأة تجلس أمام جهاز كمبيوتر محمول، ويبدو أنها منزعجة أو مصدومة من شيء تراه على الشاشة.
**العناصر الرئيسية في الصورة:**
1. **المرأة:** تجلس أمام الكمبيوتر، ويبدو عليها تعابير الدهشة والصدمة، وفمها مفتوح على مصراعيه. شعرها أحمر ومجعد. ترتدي ملابس بسيطة.
2. **الكمبيوتر المحمول:** مفتوح أمام المرأة، ويفترض أنه يعرض الرسالة التي تسببت في صدمتها.
3. **بالونة الكلام (Balloon Speech):** تخرج من الكمبيوتر أو من النظام الذي تتفاعل معه المرأة. تحتوي على نص باللغة العربية:
* **”لقد تم إغلاق حسابك بسبب صورة البروفايل الإباحية ؟”** (مع علامة استفهام في النهاية، وإشارة إلى كلمة “الإباحية” بخط تحتها).
4. **بالونة رد الفعل (Reaction Balloon):** تخرج من رأس المرأة (أو تعبر عن صدمتها). تحتوي على نص باللغة العربية:
* **”!!!!!”** (علامات تعجب كثيرة)
* **”ليش؟”** (لماذا؟)
5. **الأطفال (الرضّع):** يظهر طفلان (أو رأسين لطفلين) يرتكزان على حضن المرأة/ذراعها، وكأنهما جزء من جسمها أو ملابسها بطريقة كوميدية مبالغ فيها، أو أنهما متعلقان بها بطريقة غريبة. هذا هو الجزء الساخر والمضحك في الصورة، حيث أنهما يبدوان وكأنهما ثديين للمرأة بشكل كاريكاتيري.
**المعنى والسخرية:**
النكتة أو السخرية في الرسم الكاريكاتيري تكمن في المفارقة بين:
* **الرسالة الرسمية:** التي تفيد بإغلاق حساب المرأة بسبب “صورة بروفايل إباحية”.
* **الصورة الكاريكاتيرية للمرأة:** حيث يظهر “ثديان” ضخمان على شكل طفلين/رأسين لطفلين.
السخرية هنا تأتي من أن النظام (الذي أغلق الحساب) قد “فسر” بشكل خاطئ (أو مضحك) شكل ثديي المرأة في صورة البروفايل على أنها “صورة إباحية” بسبب حجمهما أو شكلهما غير التقليدي في الرسم الكاريكاتيري، بينما هي في الواقع مجرد “طفلين” أو شكل مبالغ فيه للتعبير عن الأمومة أو خصائص جسدية بطريقة فكاهية. رد فعل المرأة بـ “ليش؟” (لماذا؟) يعبر عن صدمتها وعدم فهمها لهذا التفسير الغريب.
بشكل عام، الرسم يسخر من آليات الرقابة الآلية أو الذكاء الاصطناعي التي قد تسيء فهم السياق البشري، أو من المواقف المحرجة والمضحكة التي قد تنشأ عن سوء التفسير هذا.
المشـ,ـكلة هنا
زوجة صاحب هذه السيارة طلبت منه الطـ,,ـلاق فورا 😂😂
مره واحد كسول وقع منه القلم في الامتحان كسل يجيبه وسلم الورقه.
مره واحد محشش سأل أخوه ايه الفرق بين الأسبوع والصحراء قاله مش عارف فرد عليه قاله الأسبوع فيه أحد لكن الصحراء مش فيها أحد.
مره محامي معرفش يتغدي في البيت علشان كانو موكلينه قضيه في المحكمة.
مره واحده فخبط عليها جارها الأعمي فقالت مين قالها انا مصطفي جاركم الأعمي فقالت افتح الباب اشوفه عايز اي ففتحتله واداها كيك قالتله بس اي المناسبه ؟ قالها بمناسبه رجوع نظري.
Key Takeways
Gold has been an asset that holds value over long periods and is used to hedge against market downturns.
Bitcoin is young and unproven as an investment, but cryptocurrency speculators have used it successfully to store value and hedge against corrections and recessions.
Which is a better investment depends on your risk tolerance, investing goals, strategy, and the amount of capital you can handle losing.
Bitcoin Bitcoin launched in 2009—the decentralized technology ushered in a new era in finance and investing. Initially, these digital currencies were only attractive to a few niche enthusiasts. In 2010, early speculators discovered the Bitcoins they had previously purchased for fractions of a cent had grown to $0.09 per Bitcoin. Large-scale Bitcoin mining farms and pools became popular, and cryptocurrency exchanges emerged. When the COVID-19 pandemic began to shut down economies worldwide in 2020, speculators and investors noticed that Bitcoin’s value wasn’t falling alongside stock values. They started pouring capital into it, institutional investors continued looking for ways to create investment instruments and funds from it, and its price soared—by April 2021, Bitcoin’s price hit about $61,000 and peaked in November at $69,000 on Coinbase. It began a long decline, and after a long period of much lower prices, dubbed a “crypto winter,” its price skyrocketed to more than $75,000 on March 14, 2024, after Bitcoin Spot ETFs were approved by the Securities and Exchange Commission.1
Investors and speculators began to use Bitcoin in a buy-and-hold strategy as its price fluctuated wildly over 2021, hoping it would maintain value as the pandemic continued.
Gold Gold historically performs well during market corrections because it maintains its value; its price holds somewhat steady, then tends to rise as investors move from stocks to gold if a recession threatens. This makes it useful as a hedge—an investment that moves opposite another—against market corrections or recessions. During the COVID-19 pandemic, not all investors turned to Bitcoin; many followed traditional strategies and transitioned to gold. As a result, gold’s price skyrocketed from just below $1,300 in early 2019 to nearly $2,100 in mid-2020.23 Through 2021, its price dropped as economies slowly recovered, but it still averaged higher than pre-pandemic recession levels.4 Key Differences Gold has dominated the economies and markets for thousands of years as a means of exchange and holding wealth. Bitcoin was launched in 2009 and only achieved widespread recognition several years later. Other key differences can provide clues into which one you might want to include in your portfolio.
Bitcoin Gold
Regulations Depends on the country Some restrictions
Utility The number of uses is growing Used across many industries and products
Liquidity Depends on the market and type of asset Depends on market and type of asset
Volatility Started 2021 at $32,782 rose, to a high of $69,000, closed the year at $46,306, dropped under $20,000 in late 2023, then hit $75,830 in March 2024. Started 2021 at $1,943 an ounce, dropped to a yearly low of $1,683, ended year at $1,805.
Regulation Gold’s established system for trading, weighing, and tracking is pristine. It’s very hard to steal or fake; it’s also highly regulated. In many countries, you cannot cross borders while carrying gold without regulatory permission.5 When investing in gold, you’ll generally only be able to purchase it from registered dealers and brokers; one caveat is that you should only buy physical gold if you can safely store it. Bitcoin is also difficult to steal and fake, thanks to its encrypted and decentralized system. It is generally legal to use across the borders of different countries, with a few exceptions. However, the regulatory infrastructure that could exist to ensure that users are safe is not yet in place in many countries—the pseudonymous nature of cryptocurrency also makes it challenging to regulate. Utility Gold has historically been used in many applications—currency, luxury items, specialized applications in dentistry, electronics, and much more. This cross-functional utility has given gold its ability to maintain value when other asset values fall. Bitcoin is limited in its utility. It is currently only used as a digital currency and a speculative investment. However, there is an emerging financial technology whose concept is to use cryptocurrency for financial transactions called decentralized finance. Bitcoin has utility in this emerging tech as a form of lending, borrowing, and possibly more. It also has the potential to be involved in nearly as many applications as gold—but following the same line of thought, it has just as much potential to become useless and invaluable. Liquidity One primary concern for investors looking toward Bitcoin as a haven is its liquidity. The top few cryptocurrencies by market cap are generally very liquid assets because they have higher trading volumes and more capital invested in them; less popular cryptocurrencies are much less liquid. But there are limits to its liquidity depending on the platform you use
[28/4 12:09 م] khaledokasha2422: vs. Bitcoin: An Overview
Analysts and amateur economists love to sound alarms over a looming recession. The Great Recession of the 2000s was followed a decade later by the COVID-19 recession, one of the shortest in history. The reoccurrence of recessions has renewed the interest investors have in making sure they lose as little as possible if a recession hits. As an investor, you’d traditionally hold a portion of your portfolio in precious metals like gold. This provides a hedge against the losses stocks can take during a downward economic trend. This has proven effective and still is—but a new alternative is challenging this old-school capital preservation method. Bitcoin is proving to be an interesting asset for investors because it has been around long enough to gain recognition and support—it is being used in ways that appear to demonstrate a few trends.
